I just got an email through with artwork for a digital single that was basically a picture of a white bunny rabbit and genuinely thought I was hallucinating. Bring on Amsterdam tomorrow, where hopefully there will be white bunny rabbits all over the fucking shop.
Pain or damage don’t end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The...– Al Swearengen [Deadwood]
From the @arseblog
“Save the hatchet jobs for the £35m flash in the pan who punches his girlfriend in the face, the morally bankrupt England superstar who holds his club to ransom to double his wages after going 6 months with just one goal, the drunk drivers, drug takers, serial cheats, dangerous tacklers or indeed anyone who might actually deserve it.” - brilliant
RIP Don Van Vliet aka Captain Beefheart
When I get lonesome the wind begin t’ moan When I trip fallin’ ditch Somebody wanna’ throw the dirt right down When I feel like dyin’ the sun come out ‘n stole m’ fear ‘n gone Who’s afraid of the spirit with the bluesferbones Who’s afraid of the fallin’ ditch Fallin’ ditch ain’t gonna get my bones How’s that for the...
First gay NBA player on Sepp Blatter's comments
Fifa president Sepp Blatter has joked that gay fans travelling to the 2022 World Cup in Qatar should “refrain from any sexual activities”. From John Amaechi: “The statements and the position adopted by Sepp Blatter and Fifa regarding LGBT fans who would pay the enormous ticket and travel prices to attend the World Cup in 2022 should have been wholly unacceptable a decade...
A post for @JD_2020 on #TomahawkTuesday
PLEASE put this on your status to raise Tomahawk awareness. Accurate Tomahawk throws are an instant killer and cause great humiliation for the recipient. Tomahawks are responsible for the majority of embarrassing (yet hilarious) deaths in the world, yet nobody is taking them seriously. 93% of readers won’t copy and paste this because they have been Tomahawked. The other 7% are probably out...
People… if you must update your status on a Saturday night by saying things like “Louis is a twat” and “Louis pleas just fuck off”, please be clear whether you’re talking to me or my gay Irish boyband mogul namesake. Thank you.
You there! You, with that face of yours... I'm so...
So there are 7 of these people and they’re all tragically ugly. What is the point of buses? Cider is a lie and cannot be trained for circular motion. It’s so upsetting. I just took a tiny bite out of one of my placemats and I hate you… also, my elbow hurts strangely, like there’s a wasp dancing around in there. BATMAN, etc, etc… Superman is an arse. A massive, stupid...
Awesome things I have done in the last 2 hours: locked myself on my balcony, called mum in a panic, encouraged mum and neighbour to open my front door with coathanger, got mum to phone locksmith, hug locksmith as he opened the door, had a couple of cigarettes and a cup of tea with mum, went to bed and updated awesome status.
I'd like to be a drummer again
If you or anyone you know is in need of one be sure to let me know. No bands trying to “make it” please, i’m only in it for fun so ideally a garage band with a few pub gigs or a covers band… Don’t all rush at once.
#QOTSA - Rated Rx: Sonic perfection
Now… just to be clear, those of you that know me will know that i’m not some kind of blogging machine who is comfortable with writing a couple of paragraphs about the things I enjoy on a daily basis. Not because I can’t, it’s just that i’m not necessarily happy with what I write and there’s enough opinion going around the internet that eventually, someone will...
Police in Liverpool just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth. Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman ...
A tale from the music industry...
Dear Mr Mills, I have purchased one of your 4 disc box sets and the 4th disc doesn’t work. I have sent it back to the store I purchased it in 3 times now and every time it doesn’t work, so there is an obvious production error. Please let me know how I can get a working copy of this 4th disc. I’m sure this is a large scale error, so i’m sure you have some sort of system for...
I have just woken up with some kind of terrible affliction. Upon opening my eyes, I am suddenly overcome with a sharp pain in the head. What’s more, it feels like moving would be a bad idea. Hmmmm… something awful must have happened last evening. If I hadn’t of had those 20+ beers, perhaps I could remember.
Oh, fuck sake… the England game is on ITV again. That’s another 90 minutes of fear that the feed will cut out and listening to Clive Tyldsley et al stating the bleedin’ obvious.
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the...
Reasons why @jedijon is a geek legend #1
jonmtm: Since I got here, I’ve been to the gym 3 times, got five girls numbers, met a bunch of cool dudes and won a few competitions. Rolling in moneys and taking photographs. pokemonsilver
Fucking loving the Dropkicks.
I was feeling pretty sorry for myself after the football, but I got home and realised that the dog had been listening to Paul Gambiacinni for the last 3 hours… In short, things could be worse.
I want you to notice, when I'm not around,...
jonmtm: Queens of the Stone Age - You Can’t Quit Me Baby ALSO “I want you to notice, when I’m not around. You’re so fuckin’ special. I wish that I was special.” Radiohead - Creep ————————————————- Two directions. You Cant Quit Me Baby is pretty much the best “creepy song” ever written.
Can anyone vouch for Across The Universe? Is it just a Beatles dry-hump or is it actually a good film?
There’s something in your eyes that says maybe that’s never, never...– QOTSA (cover)
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: On January 7th, Duncan Trussell drank a six pack of beer, a half a bottle of absinthe, and then proceeded to recite the drunken history of Tesla: The Electric Jesus. Starring: John C. Riley and Crispin Glover. Oh, yes — there will be vomit. Brilliant, brilliant vomit. [reddit.] Drunk history - brilliant.
A squirrel I can relate to
There’s a very wet squirrel in the back garden looking very alone, upset and confused. I want to go out and say to him, “I’ve been there man and don’t worry, it’s going to get better”. I would as well, except it’s really raining hard and it’s just a squirrel.
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World →
Looking forward to this!
As it’s pissing down today, it’s gonna have to be a “listen to new music day”… any suggestions?
Reasons @fourzerotwo is THE MAN #1
Dain Viera wow this looks soo gay i quit video games on got a girlfriend thanks for making a bad video game :D14 minutes ago Robert Bowling lol @ Dain Viera - well well well. Don’t let us lonely video game nerds keep you from your girlfriend. Color us all impressed. ;)2 minutes ago Infinity Ward Pwn by The Bowl.about a minute ago
You gotta keep The Devil, way down in the hole…– Tom Waits - with the opening theme to the greatest TV show ever.
Why you gotta shove it in my face, as if you put me in my place? Cos I...– QOTSA - I Never Came - Some of Homme’s best words in my opinion.
cappan: madmillsey: cappan: madmillsey: cappan: bad company 2 is so good im sure ill lose my job and girlfriend over it…..oh well i dont need them Yeah, you don’t need them! Bunch of bummers. Please don’t tell your girlfriend I said this, as I actually think that she’s pretty awesome… Stuff your job though. i have a feeling they wont understand. As your attorney I advise you to...
cappan: madmillsey: cappan: bad company 2 is so good im sure ill lose my job and girlfriend over it…..oh well i dont need them Yeah, you don’t need them! Bunch of bummers. Please don’t tell your girlfriend I said this, as I actually think that she’s pretty awesome… Stuff your job though. i have a feeling they wont understand. As your attorney I advise you to quit your job and play...
cappan: bad company 2 is so good im sure ill lose my job and girlfriend over it…..oh well i dont need them Yeah, you don’t need them! Bunch of bummers. Please don’t tell your girlfriend I said this, as I actually think that she’s pretty awesome… Stuff your job though.
So, just got back from watching Shutter Island...
THAT SHIT WAS FUCKIN’ MESSED UP, Y’ALL!!